Sassy, bold, and unapologetically real—this wall calendar is back for another year of brutal honesty. Following the best-selling 2025 version, the Fuck It Again – 2026 Calendar delivers even sharper wit and more sarcastic charm. Each month brings you a new unapologetic reminder that you’re not alone in being completely over it.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
- 13 Pages of Sass – Includes a bold cover + 12 monthly pages filled with hilarious, relatable quotes.
- Double the Fun – Every month features a main quote + a sidekick quote. Twice the sarcasm, twice the laughs.
- Unique Design – Minimalist doodles and bold typography that pop on your wall.
- Everyday Therapy – The perfect daily reminder that “f*ck it” is sometimes the only answer.
- Perfect Gift Idea – A funny, empowering, and cheeky gift for friends, sisters, coworkers, or yourself.
A GLIMPSE OF THE QUOTES
January
- “New year, same old shit. Whatever.”*
- “Resolutions? Fuck that—I’m just trying to wake up on time.”
February
- “Roses are red, love is a mess, chocolate is cheaper—so fuck the rest.”*
- “Cupid can fuck off, I’ll take wine instead.”
December
- “Survived another year. Still tired. Still fabulous. Fuck it.”*
- “My New Year’s resolution? Same as last year—fuck all of them.”
DETAILS:
- Format: Wall calendar
- Size: approx. 8.5 × 11 inches (standard US wall calendar size)
- Pages: 13 (Cover + 12 months)
- Style: Bold typography with hand-drawn doodles